Want to win a round as CT for a change? Well its simple.
To do this technique you will need:
2 or more Steam Accounts with CS:S
A Microphone
Hacks or Decent aim, whichever one you have
Some general steps and advice
Step 1: Join CT and let others give orders (If nobody does you'll have to)
Step 2: ALWAYS tell them to go somewhere together, never split them up
Step 3: SLOWLY Kill them, 1 at a time, and sometimes 2 or more if there's a lot or you are in a rush.
Advice 1: Whenever you kill someone GIVE A REASON unless it was obvious why they died, bullshit if you have to (This skill is invaluable, bullshitting works 75% of the time, doesn't work on more serious people like latin king, and not me cause I'm the master at it).
Advice 2: When there are 3 left, try to do something that gets TWO OF THEM killed, that way only 1 person LR's
Advice 3: If you weren't the person picked for LR, and you don't want to do one, suicide is an option. "Don't suicide during your LR" only applies if you were picked to do one in the first place
Advice 4: Remain calm, don't sound like you're angry, ever. Calm CT's are less likely to get rebelled on.
Advice 5: Encourage your teammates to help/participate/not be a fucking moron.
Step 4: Survive (Or Don't) the LR's
Alternate Way to Win
Step 1: Get them to a wall, try not to die
Step 2: Give them a menial task (like jump continuously)
Step 3: Give them another menial task
Step 4: Kill 2, give a bullshit reason that makes sense, give another menial task then wait
Step 5: Kill another 2 depending on how many are left, bullshit your reasons.
Step 6: Kill the rest, make sure they are moving around for something, kill them slowly, 1 at a time
Step 7: Leave the server, make it seem like you are bored or angry, not that you have something else to do
Banned?
Did you get Banned? Nub... Well heres the trick. Get to know creamy. Just message him and say you got banned from HH. Send him your steam ID and ask him to unban you. If he asks for a reason, just say you didn't know the rules and nobody would explain it to you, and that fresh banned you. Also say that you know Ace and he can back you up on what you say. Then, paypal me 5 dollars or so and I'll tell creamy what you want him to hear. Simple, right?
Subject: Ace Says 
Sat Jul 18, 2009 7:07 pm
